DS Online -- April 11th? Definately Not
Get ready for some strongly worded comments: Jadrule.TK, the site claiming to have found a loophole permitting the DS users to tunnel games is a hoax. The site now says simply: Yeah, it's a hoax.
Looks like we may have to wait until later this year when online comes from Nintendo. In the meantime I invite you to speculate as to what kind of person creates a hoax like this. A emotionally needy man-boy? Actually, probably just an emotionally needy boy.
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I think maybe he likes young boys...neverland ranch style..or maybe he`s a 40 year old child molesting man living in his parents basement.
"he`s a 40 year old child molesting man living in his parents basement."
That Seems right to me.
i think if we write lots of commmends he will jerk on it.
or mabie hes a 40 year old man that lives in neverland ranch? :-o
a caretaker at the petting zoo !
Or maybe he's a sony fanboy? *shrug*
Stupidest thing was it wasn't even a good hoax. The majority of people didn't believe him, and almost everyone suspected it might be a hoax.
What's sad about this is the loss of credibility for all DS fans and developers... imagine if somebody REALLY comes up with a way to tunnel the DS, and (gasp) posts his findings this time, but we all ignore it because we've twice been tricked into believing that the DS has been tunneled (I refuse to believe XLink had anything going until they explain how they did it). You know, the Emotionally Needy Man-Boy that Cried Wolf.
Really, what pains me about this is all the wasted energy in the DS community because of this, the sheer arrogance and immaturity and complete un-cleverness of the deed itself, and finally, the feeling of being kneed in our collective emotional solar plexus. The PSP comes out and the big tech journalists write us all off, and then some joker comes in and decides to try and break the back of the hardened fanboys with a spectacularly un-creative hoax. A tragedy in two acts; all we need now is for some obscure fansite to post an "official" name for the new Animal Crossing and have it spread across the Internet like wildfire until the entire DS community takes the new name as gospel truth and--WAIT A MINUTE...
Oh, and fans of emotionally needy man-boys are hereby required to visit the Gonterman Shrine. Sonic fans like me may have to wear garlic and say "Hail Mary" every five seconds. (In fact, do that anyway, just in case.)
http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/
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